People to get martyrized

If you people are planning to associate me with Lucifer after this.Go ahead i don't care but if you still have some self-esteem left you should take this as a motivation and start striving.I am aiding you people in your battle against your defects.Those who fall in the criterias should idolise me cause i am everything you are not and i am here to pick you up.

1.The Fat and lazy
I dont care how you interpret fat but it should be
Fat(Adj)-
1.Having the amphitheatre as your belt size
2.Usually synonymous with gluttony, rude and laziness
3.Major suspect for stolen food of any kind

If you scream and get aroused at a print like "Eat-all-you can at $20"chances are you fall in this criteria.Fat and lazy are CLOSELY associated and rude joins in at times.This people are existing at our expense,i shall explain why just in case you can't get it.A perfect example is the local clubbing scene where they pay the same cover charge and they take up 4times more space than you do,so if you ever wondered why clubs are so full and they are still letting people in,there is your answer its a loophole in the door management system which fat people exploit.So if you ever had to do door charges,quadraple their charge or you risk getting stoned by every normal folks out there.Thinking of this as a flagitious post?Wait till you get stupefied by one rude,fat and lazy bitch with that malodorousness odur and you will start going hysterical about them.Get this right "We are suffering for their laziness".


2.Idiots
They are pollutions to our clean environment,earth would be a much better place without them.They have only 1 religion which is stupidity and they bath in,drink retardism juice faithfully everyday.Their beliefs includes "A box of candy that contains chlorophyll will make them capable of photo-synthesis and increase their tolerance towards carbon dioxide emissions" and "Junk food wth added vitamins will make you capable of kicking Rocky balboa's butt,beating the shit out of Muhammed Ali and bodyslamming HulkHogan".Stupidity is a disease that comes with excessive talking so if you know u are an idiot,please shut up and let the best thing that comes out of your mouth be a dick provided that you don't teeth that poor dick.DO NOT ever pick a quarrel with a idiot,they will piss you off badly by bringing you to their level of intelligence and beat you hands down with their experience,when this happens just jab them in the head maybe it will provoke their brains to start working.Idiots don't make everyone around you feels like they have been shot by stupidity.

Confession..

I have a confession...

To clarify things from the start.Yes!I'm biologically male and NO i will not commit an act of infidelity and abandon the straight team i am playing for now.

I am currently addicted to a taiwanese serial titled "Devil beside you".Yes you people didn't get anything wrong and there is no typo here.If you people are contemplating teasing me,wait till you nincompoops catch the show and start jerking yourself off to it.I for SURE will laugh my BALLS off.Fuck you if you have already started laughing,start begging someone within your proximity to knee you in the groin to stop yourself from laughing.


For those who are in sync with me,you are exhibiting perspicacious judgment.You people know whats good for you and yea just catch it on youtube the greatest invention after condoms and alcohol.Don't bother buying it,you will just chuck it outside after watching it once.

My possesions

Just felt like being charitable today and share some of my possesions.No i am not mad its just a sudden crazy thought.

The only quote that should apply to everyone and i am going to run for presidency soon to make this happen(dont laugh).I will post another day about the laws i will set.

Ok this is just the Onitsuka Tigers i have been longing for.Thats all.

Why relationships are not so good

As we all should know love is intensly glorified by songs and poetry,cause i said it.So all of you people out there thinks that you people are the lucky ones who are the minority who found your true love,and with your partners you will be casted away in a deserted island just like Tom Hanks and his ball leading a carefree life.You are so sophistical ,you can disagree but you are wrong.

1.Love and Relationships
Look love is ideal and relationships are real.A confusion of both the real and ideal will never go unpunished.For people out there who confused both of them,you are just awaiting punishment comparable to getting anal raped.But since Jesus can sacrifice for the people,why not me?So here i am taking the risk of incurring the wrath of millions to wake you people out from your preposterous dreams.Wake up people!

2.Freedom
If you didn't realise the freedom you are losing for that divine thing you call love is so not worth,you can continue with your life cause you are a retard who can't do simple maths.Anyway heres the equation for you people.Constant whining over your bad habits of drinking and smoking,routine of speaking on the phone everynight and a text on how much you love him/her becomes compulsory,a perpetual stream of msges for the whole day reporting where are u heading to,who are you with,what are you doing now when you are not with him/her and lastly and most importantly giving up the millions of hotter people out there.All this for your so called love,even a 3 year old toddler high on drugs will know what is benificial to them and pick the right option.

3.Break-ups
Contrary to what they say during the relationship and the beginning.Those lines like "i think we're not suitable for each other", "The time is not right i want to concentrate on my studies/work at the moment","You are too nice for me" ,"I lost confidence in our relationship","i need time alone to think"and "You do things which i do not like eg.clubbing,smoking,drinking" starts spewing out like a volcano erupting.If u are observant enough,you will know its bullshit and once they start the 1st line punch them to prevent them from spewing more.You smoke,drink and club when you know each other why complain about it only now,it only shows their obvious lack of foresight and stupidity.If you think you people are not suitable or it is not the right time why get together in the 1st place(this is the lamest excuse ever just kill them if you hear it)?Lastly who the fuck ever complains that a person is too nice to themself,it amounts to telling me you reject sex calls from Angelina Jolie and declining Bill Gates bestowing of his fortune to you.So if ever any of this lines get to your precious ears,activate that fists of yours,its something mutually exclusive.At the end of the day u lose financially and emotionally.So start listening to me if u know whats good for you.

A dick as cute as HelloKitty wearing a hat

Every thing that happens to me shall be deemed as interesting to my readers.I will start with my fucked up MRT trip where i got a seat,and there was this china version of Harry Potter with his gigantic spell book asleep beside me,probably too exhausted after his battle with his counter-part Draco Malfoy.Nevermind his sleeping antics but fuck,him trying to lean on me all the time in his sleep resulted in me playing dodgeball in the train to avoid getting molested.I am pissed.I guess Hogwarts doesn't educate them on proper train manners.

During our drinking session today,Figo really tickled us with his NKF and dialysis talk,not to forget his quote of "wanna suck my dick it is as cute as a hellokitty wearing a hat".Don't underestimate him he thought of all this in an instant during the phone conversation with a GIRL.He might not drink well but he brings entertainment.