Why relationships are not so good

As we all should know love is intensly glorified by songs and poetry,cause i said it.So all of you people out there thinks that you people are the lucky ones who are the minority who found your true love,and with your partners you will be casted away in a deserted island just like Tom Hanks and his ball leading a carefree life.You are so sophistical ,you can disagree but you are wrong.

1.Love and Relationships
Look love is ideal and relationships are real.A confusion of both the real and ideal will never go unpunished.For people out there who confused both of them,you are just awaiting punishment comparable to getting anal raped.But since Jesus can sacrifice for the people,why not me?So here i am taking the risk of incurring the wrath of millions to wake you people out from your preposterous dreams.Wake up people!

2.Freedom
If you didn't realise the freedom you are losing for that divine thing you call love is so not worth,you can continue with your life cause you are a retard who can't do simple maths.Anyway heres the equation for you people.Constant whining over your bad habits of drinking and smoking,routine of speaking on the phone everynight and a text on how much you love him/her becomes compulsory,a perpetual stream of msges for the whole day reporting where are u heading to,who are you with,what are you doing now when you are not with him/her and lastly and most importantly giving up the millions of hotter people out there.All this for your so called love,even a 3 year old toddler high on drugs will know what is benificial to them and pick the right option.

3.Break-ups
Contrary to what they say during the relationship and the beginning.Those lines like "i think we're not suitable for each other", "The time is not right i want to concentrate on my studies/work at the moment","You are too nice for me" ,"I lost confidence in our relationship","i need time alone to think"and "You do things which i do not like eg.clubbing,smoking,drinking" starts spewing out like a volcano erupting.If u are observant enough,you will know its bullshit and once they start the 1st line punch them to prevent them from spewing more.You smoke,drink and club when you know each other why complain about it only now,it only shows their obvious lack of foresight and stupidity.If you think you people are not suitable or it is not the right time why get together in the 1st place(this is the lamest excuse ever just kill them if you hear it)?Lastly who the fuck ever complains that a person is too nice to themself,it amounts to telling me you reject sex calls from Angelina Jolie and declining Bill Gates bestowing of his fortune to you.So if ever any of this lines get to your precious ears,activate that fists of yours,its something mutually exclusive.At the end of the day u lose financially and emotionally.So start listening to me if u know whats good for you.