People to get martyrized

If you people are planning to associate me with Lucifer after this.Go ahead i don't care but if you still have some self-esteem left you should take this as a motivation and start striving.I am aiding you people in your battle against your defects.Those who fall in the criterias should idolise me cause i am everything you are not and i am here to pick you up.

1.The Fat and lazy
I dont care how you interpret fat but it should be
Fat(Adj)-
1.Having the amphitheatre as your belt size
2.Usually synonymous with gluttony, rude and laziness
3.Major suspect for stolen food of any kind

If you scream and get aroused at a print like "Eat-all-you can at $20"chances are you fall in this criteria.Fat and lazy are CLOSELY associated and rude joins in at times.This people are existing at our expense,i shall explain why just in case you can't get it.A perfect example is the local clubbing scene where they pay the same cover charge and they take up 4times more space than you do,so if you ever wondered why clubs are so full and they are still letting people in,there is your answer its a loophole in the door management system which fat people exploit.So if you ever had to do door charges,quadraple their charge or you risk getting stoned by every normal folks out there.Thinking of this as a flagitious post?Wait till you get stupefied by one rude,fat and lazy bitch with that malodorousness odur and you will start going hysterical about them.Get this right "We are suffering for their laziness".


2.Idiots
They are pollutions to our clean environment,earth would be a much better place without them.They have only 1 religion which is stupidity and they bath in,drink retardism juice faithfully everyday.Their beliefs includes "A box of candy that contains chlorophyll will make them capable of photo-synthesis and increase their tolerance towards carbon dioxide emissions" and "Junk food wth added vitamins will make you capable of kicking Rocky balboa's butt,beating the shit out of Muhammed Ali and bodyslamming HulkHogan".Stupidity is a disease that comes with excessive talking so if you know u are an idiot,please shut up and let the best thing that comes out of your mouth be a dick provided that you don't teeth that poor dick.DO NOT ever pick a quarrel with a idiot,they will piss you off badly by bringing you to their level of intelligence and beat you hands down with their experience,when this happens just jab them in the head maybe it will provoke their brains to start working.Idiots don't make everyone around you feels like they have been shot by stupidity.