Its been awhile since i've been satisfying those guilty of secretly indulging in my sinfully divine library,but yes i hereby welcome myself back to Jerkalism with a concotion of contrition and stupidity.How can i even commit this act of infidelity to my palace of Jerkalism.I had reasons for going into transmission.
I wanted to abandon this divine library of mine,to change who i am and betray my thoughts,i was tempted and i succumbed.An angel's face, an Arabian princess's allure, a diplomat's charm,she was the sorceress i'll trade my soul for her poison.She came back into my life,she gave me a conscience and she made me feel that every tideous act i longed forgotten about was worth doing for her.The wake up calls in the wee hours,putting a ring and message melody in my phone for fear she might not get me(I always did vibrations only).It was tedious but somehow i felt happy doing it.
Beaten at my game.I'm actually sad before this post. I'm really swallowing hard not to say anything thats best left unsaid. You know that feeling you get when someone just touches you emotionally? She didnt take my breath away, i think she took something more.That gentle silence WAS tearing through me.
But from this moment,everything is gonna resume and don't worry nothing about is me has drastically changed
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Friday, March 2, 2007
The examinations ordeal
The consequences of my late night binge drinking session,constant failure to attend school and mistaking test papers as drawing boards finally caught up with me in the form of examinations.I was as lost as a happy feet penguin preparing to face off with Voldemort.I had to study everything for the semester in a day,which limits me to only 1-2hours of sleep per day,this cyclical routine lasted for a week.Fortunately,my Harry Potter came in the form of Jun Kai and as usual he fought off Voldemort,the only difference was this time he didn't use his trademark lightning scar,unknown to everyone he actually displayed the prowess of his hidden dragon.I am gratified and i am sure he is secretly jerking himself off and trying to contain those tears of joy while reading my post.Everyone should know i am a miser with commending.
I overcomed martyrdom unscathed as expected,nothing ever beats me.The moment it ended i sprinted out to the strawberries field half breaking out into a mandatory celebratory dance,half wondering why don't polytechnics organise after exams events like the naked mile and free flow parties.Nevermind about that,nothing can ruin my moment,not even the termination of all happy feet penguins would affect me now.
The many factors why i made it through this ordeal unscathed
1.Devil beside you
I was seduced and almost succumbed.For awhile my mind was in turmoil,i could feel the charms of it.The constant flooding of chronic reminiscence.It was overpowering.I could have given in,it would have been easy.It was the only thing that made me have a hominal leak of emotions since my very last relationship.All i had to do was believe in the plot of the serial.Oh how i was tempted,but being the tenacious me i stood strong not giving in to temptations.But i shall confess i wept while watching it,but its just the serial and i am over it already.Remember depression never catches up with me.
2.Ciggs and Cigars
We were extremely profligate in these tobacco products.It was our ultimate form of letting out.Oh wells,more in the form of the ciggs.Trust me you don't ever want to drag a mini cigar,we thought it was cute and bought it,being the unsuspecting victim we fell prey to it and smoked it as usual but it doesn't feel usual at all.It fucking feels like you have 4monster dicks shoved down your throat.Trust me if you know whats good for you,been there done that.
3.Winning eleven 10
We HAD to play everyday,this was 1 of the reasons we only start mugging at around12-2am,it was always "okok,1last match la","Wah,he damn tyco come la 1 more match" and "I only play 1 match,let me have my turn".Needless for any explanations,i was the king of the game and proud to be!
4.The concerned friends
Concerned is just a better word than naggy,but still it works fine for me and i am gratified.Whenever i am online too late in the night phrases like "Go study.NOW!","Why you so late still online,go study!","NO 5 mins,go now!" and "go study la,you can do it one'.Yeah i feel love coming from you people.Thanks
I know i am being weird in this post,lavishing people with praises and being generous with my thanks,maybe its just the after exams mood. Everything will be reverted back to normal soon though don't worry people!
I overcomed martyrdom unscathed as expected,nothing ever beats me.The moment it ended i sprinted out to the strawberries field half breaking out into a mandatory celebratory dance,half wondering why don't polytechnics organise after exams events like the naked mile and free flow parties.Nevermind about that,nothing can ruin my moment,not even the termination of all happy feet penguins would affect me now.
The many factors why i made it through this ordeal unscathed
1.Devil beside you
I was seduced and almost succumbed.For awhile my mind was in turmoil,i could feel the charms of it.The constant flooding of chronic reminiscence.It was overpowering.I could have given in,it would have been easy.It was the only thing that made me have a hominal leak of emotions since my very last relationship.All i had to do was believe in the plot of the serial.Oh how i was tempted,but being the tenacious me i stood strong not giving in to temptations.But i shall confess i wept while watching it,but its just the serial and i am over it already.Remember depression never catches up with me.
2.Ciggs and Cigars
We were extremely profligate in these tobacco products.It was our ultimate form of letting out.Oh wells,more in the form of the ciggs.Trust me you don't ever want to drag a mini cigar,we thought it was cute and bought it,being the unsuspecting victim we fell prey to it and smoked it as usual but it doesn't feel usual at all.It fucking feels like you have 4monster dicks shoved down your throat.Trust me if you know whats good for you,been there done that.
3.Winning eleven 10
We HAD to play everyday,this was 1 of the reasons we only start mugging at around12-2am,it was always "okok,1last match la","Wah,he damn tyco come la 1 more match" and "I only play 1 match,let me have my turn".Needless for any explanations,i was the king of the game and proud to be!
4.The concerned friends
Concerned is just a better word than naggy,but still it works fine for me and i am gratified.Whenever i am online too late in the night phrases like "Go study.NOW!","Why you so late still online,go study!","NO 5 mins,go now!" and "go study la,you can do it one'.Yeah i feel love coming from you people.Thanks
I know i am being weird in this post,lavishing people with praises and being generous with my thanks,maybe its just the after exams mood. Everything will be reverted back to normal soon though don't worry people!
Friday, February 23, 2007
People to get martyrized
If you people are planning to associate me with Lucifer after this.Go ahead i don't care but if you still have some self-esteem left you should take this as a motivation and start striving.I am aiding you people in your battle against your defects.Those who fall in the criterias should idolise me cause i am everything you are not and i am here to pick you up.
1.The Fat and lazy
I dont care how you interpret fat but it should be
Fat(Adj)-
1.Having the amphitheatre as your belt size
2.Usually synonymous with gluttony, rude and laziness
3.Major suspect for stolen food of any kind
If you scream and get aroused at a print like "Eat-all-you can at $20"chances are you fall in this criteria.Fat and lazy are CLOSELY associated and rude joins in at times.This people are existing at our expense,i shall explain why just in case you can't get it.A perfect example is the local clubbing scene where they pay the same cover charge and they take up 4times more space than you do,so if you ever wondered why clubs are so full and they are still letting people in,there is your answer its a loophole in the door management system which fat people exploit.So if you ever had to do door charges,quadraple their charge or you risk getting stoned by every normal folks out there.Thinking of this as a flagitious post?Wait till you get stupefied by one rude,fat and lazy bitch with that malodorousness odur and you will start going hysterical about them.Get this right "We are suffering for their laziness".
2.Idiots
They are pollutions to our clean environment,earth would be a much better place without them.They have only 1 religion which is stupidity and they bath in,drink retardism juice faithfully everyday.Their beliefs includes "A box of candy that contains chlorophyll will make them capable of photo-synthesis and increase their tolerance towards carbon dioxide emissions" and "Junk food wth added vitamins will make you capable of kicking Rocky balboa's butt,beating the shit out of Muhammed Ali and bodyslamming HulkHogan".Stupidity is a disease that comes with excessive talking so if you know u are an idiot,please shut up and let the best thing that comes out of your mouth be a dick provided that you don't teeth that poor dick.DO NOT ever pick a quarrel with a idiot,they will piss you off badly by bringing you to their level of intelligence and beat you hands down with their experience,when this happens just jab them in the head maybe it will provoke their brains to start working.Idiots don't make everyone around you feels like they have been shot by stupidity.
1.The Fat and lazy
I dont care how you interpret fat but it should be
Fat(Adj)-
1.Having the amphitheatre as your belt size
2.Usually synonymous with gluttony, rude and laziness
3.Major suspect for stolen food of any kind
If you scream and get aroused at a print like "Eat-all-you can at $20"chances are you fall in this criteria.Fat and lazy are CLOSELY associated and rude joins in at times.This people are existing at our expense,i shall explain why just in case you can't get it.A perfect example is the local clubbing scene where they pay the same cover charge and they take up 4times more space than you do,so if you ever wondered why clubs are so full and they are still letting people in,there is your answer its a loophole in the door management system which fat people exploit.So if you ever had to do door charges,quadraple their charge or you risk getting stoned by every normal folks out there.Thinking of this as a flagitious post?Wait till you get stupefied by one rude,fat and lazy bitch with that malodorousness odur and you will start going hysterical about them.Get this right "We are suffering for their laziness".
2.Idiots
They are pollutions to our clean environment,earth would be a much better place without them.They have only 1 religion which is stupidity and they bath in,drink retardism juice faithfully everyday.Their beliefs includes "A box of candy that contains chlorophyll will make them capable of photo-synthesis and increase their tolerance towards carbon dioxide emissions" and "Junk food wth added vitamins will make you capable of kicking Rocky balboa's butt,beating the shit out of Muhammed Ali and bodyslamming HulkHogan".Stupidity is a disease that comes with excessive talking so if you know u are an idiot,please shut up and let the best thing that comes out of your mouth be a dick provided that you don't teeth that poor dick.DO NOT ever pick a quarrel with a idiot,they will piss you off badly by bringing you to their level of intelligence and beat you hands down with their experience,when this happens just jab them in the head maybe it will provoke their brains to start working.Idiots don't make everyone around you feels like they have been shot by stupidity.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Confession..
I have a confession...
To clarify things from the start.Yes!I'm biologically male and NO i will not commit an act of infidelity and abandon the straight team i am playing for now.
I am currently addicted to a taiwanese serial titled "Devil beside you".Yes you people didn't get anything wrong and there is no typo here.If you people are contemplating teasing me,wait till you nincompoops catch the show and start jerking yourself off to it.I for SURE will laugh my BALLS off.Fuck you if you have already started laughing,start begging someone within your proximity to knee you in the groin to stop yourself from laughing.
For those who are in sync with me,you are exhibiting perspicacious judgment.You people know whats good for you and yea just catch it on youtube the greatest invention after condoms and alcohol.Don't bother buying it,you will just chuck it outside after watching it once.
To clarify things from the start.Yes!I'm biologically male and NO i will not commit an act of infidelity and abandon the straight team i am playing for now.
I am currently addicted to a taiwanese serial titled "Devil beside you".Yes you people didn't get anything wrong and there is no typo here.If you people are contemplating teasing me,wait till you nincompoops catch the show and start jerking yourself off to it.I for SURE will laugh my BALLS off.Fuck you if you have already started laughing,start begging someone within your proximity to knee you in the groin to stop yourself from laughing.
For those who are in sync with me,you are exhibiting perspicacious judgment.You people know whats good for you and yea just catch it on youtube the greatest invention after condoms and alcohol.Don't bother buying it,you will just chuck it outside after watching it once.
Monday, February 12, 2007
My possesions
Just felt like being charitable today and share some of my possesions.No i am not mad its just a sudden crazy thought.
The only quote that should apply to everyone and i am going to run for presidency soon to make this happen(dont laugh).I will post another day about the laws i will set.
Ok this is just the Onitsuka Tigers i have been longing for.Thats all.
Why relationships are not so good
As we all should know love is intensly glorified by songs and poetry,cause i said it.So all of you people out there thinks that you people are the lucky ones who are the minority who found your true love,and with your partners you will be casted away in a deserted island just like Tom Hanks and his ball leading a carefree life.You are so sophistical ,you can disagree but you are wrong.
1.Love and Relationships
Look love is ideal and relationships are real.A confusion of both the real and ideal will never go unpunished.For people out there who confused both of them,you are just awaiting punishment comparable to getting anal raped.But since Jesus can sacrifice for the people,why not me?So here i am taking the risk of incurring the wrath of millions to wake you people out from your preposterous dreams.Wake up people!
2.Freedom
If you didn't realise the freedom you are losing for that divine thing you call love is so not worth,you can continue with your life cause you are a retard who can't do simple maths.Anyway heres the equation for you people.Constant whining over your bad habits of drinking and smoking,routine of speaking on the phone everynight and a text on how much you love him/her becomes compulsory,a perpetual stream of msges for the whole day reporting where are u heading to,who are you with,what are you doing now when you are not with him/her and lastly and most importantly giving up the millions of hotter people out there.All this for your so called love,even a 3 year old toddler high on drugs will know what is benificial to them and pick the right option.
3.Break-ups
Contrary to what they say during the relationship and the beginning.Those lines like "i think we're not suitable for each other", "The time is not right i want to concentrate on my studies/work at the moment","You are too nice for me" ,"I lost confidence in our relationship","i need time alone to think"and "You do things which i do not like eg.clubbing,smoking,drinking" starts spewing out like a volcano erupting.If u are observant enough,you will know its bullshit and once they start the 1st line punch them to prevent them from spewing more.You smoke,drink and club when you know each other why complain about it only now,it only shows their obvious lack of foresight and stupidity.If you think you people are not suitable or it is not the right time why get together in the 1st place(this is the lamest excuse ever just kill them if you hear it)?Lastly who the fuck ever complains that a person is too nice to themself,it amounts to telling me you reject sex calls from Angelina Jolie and declining Bill Gates bestowing of his fortune to you.So if ever any of this lines get to your precious ears,activate that fists of yours,its something mutually exclusive.At the end of the day u lose financially and emotionally.So start listening to me if u know whats good for you.
1.Love and Relationships
Look love is ideal and relationships are real.A confusion of both the real and ideal will never go unpunished.For people out there who confused both of them,you are just awaiting punishment comparable to getting anal raped.But since Jesus can sacrifice for the people,why not me?So here i am taking the risk of incurring the wrath of millions to wake you people out from your preposterous dreams.Wake up people!
2.Freedom
If you didn't realise the freedom you are losing for that divine thing you call love is so not worth,you can continue with your life cause you are a retard who can't do simple maths.Anyway heres the equation for you people.Constant whining over your bad habits of drinking and smoking,routine of speaking on the phone everynight and a text on how much you love him/her becomes compulsory,a perpetual stream of msges for the whole day reporting where are u heading to,who are you with,what are you doing now when you are not with him/her and lastly and most importantly giving up the millions of hotter people out there.All this for your so called love,even a 3 year old toddler high on drugs will know what is benificial to them and pick the right option.
3.Break-ups
Contrary to what they say during the relationship and the beginning.Those lines like "i think we're not suitable for each other", "The time is not right i want to concentrate on my studies/work at the moment","You are too nice for me" ,"I lost confidence in our relationship","i need time alone to think"and "You do things which i do not like eg.clubbing,smoking,drinking" starts spewing out like a volcano erupting.If u are observant enough,you will know its bullshit and once they start the 1st line punch them to prevent them from spewing more.You smoke,drink and club when you know each other why complain about it only now,it only shows their obvious lack of foresight and stupidity.If you think you people are not suitable or it is not the right time why get together in the 1st place(this is the lamest excuse ever just kill them if you hear it)?Lastly who the fuck ever complains that a person is too nice to themself,it amounts to telling me you reject sex calls from Angelina Jolie and declining Bill Gates bestowing of his fortune to you.So if ever any of this lines get to your precious ears,activate that fists of yours,its something mutually exclusive.At the end of the day u lose financially and emotionally.So start listening to me if u know whats good for you.
A dick as cute as HelloKitty wearing a hat
Every thing that happens to me shall be deemed as interesting to my readers.I will start with my fucked up MRT trip where i got a seat,and there was this china version of Harry Potter with his gigantic spell book asleep beside me,probably too exhausted after his battle with his counter-part Draco Malfoy.Nevermind his sleeping antics but fuck,him trying to lean on me all the time in his sleep resulted in me playing dodgeball in the train to avoid getting molested.I am pissed.I guess Hogwarts doesn't educate them on proper train manners.
During our drinking session today,Figo really tickled us with his NKF and dialysis talk,not to forget his quote of "wanna suck my dick it is as cute as a hellokitty wearing a hat".Don't underestimate him he thought of all this in an instant during the phone conversation with a GIRL.He might not drink well but he brings entertainment.
During our drinking session today,Figo really tickled us with his NKF and dialysis talk,not to forget his quote of "wanna suck my dick it is as cute as a hellokitty wearing a hat".Don't underestimate him he thought of all this in an instant during the phone conversation with a GIRL.He might not drink well but he brings entertainment.
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